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So, my girlfriend once dated this guy who, um…er, liked a little anal stimulation during sex. It wasn’t oral stimulation, she used her fingers. I guess there is some spot down there that can make orgasms extremely intense for dudes if pressed on or fondled the right way. Can’t say that I’ve ever tried, so I’m relaying this second hand, no pun intended!
One night they were getting all hot and heavy and while she was going down on him, he requested a little bit of this anal stimulation. She happily obliged and a night of explosive love ensued.
Next morning she gets up to go to the bathroom. Upon completing her *business* she goes to the sink to wash her hands and notices all this shit under her fingernails. Like literally, shit. Somebody didn’t clean their poop-shoot good enough I guess! Desperately, she starts scrubbing her hands and trying to get under her nails clean and all. She swore up and down that this would be the last time that she would take care of that kind of business for him.
It just strikes me as funny that she washed her hands after doing her own business, but didn’t think to wash her hands after playing around with her boyfriends butthole! Geez, get your sanitary priorities right girl!
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They could play nurse and she could *snap* the laytex glove before going in…
Ewwww! Yeah I would have totally been in there all scrubba dubbin after butt play… ESPECIALLY with my mans butt. I will just say this. I have been married to the same man for 7 years. I wash his drawers. I will not, EVER, ever ever eveerrrrr, stick my hand near his anus. NEVER.
LiLu has the right idea… latex is best!
Right? I have no desire to do that, but *if* I did, I would totally be all over the dial antibacterial soap after that with a scrub brush.
Ahem… I’ve had it done. It didn’t do anything for me at all. Delayed my gratification actually, because the whole time, I was thinking, “Am I gay?”
I would have just been totally wondering the whole time if something was going to get on me, like it did her!
i, uh, agree, COMLETELY that she needs to reprioritize.
i think you made me throw up a little bit in my mouth!
Awe sorry ’bout that. It is TMI Thursday after all! But she does…dude, get some gloves. Or at least was those hands after! Eww
ooh! yuck! that’s just… not good at all!
It most definitely is not. But if you think about it, nothing good could have come from that situation anywhos!
Never had that done. Never had a desire for that. Doubt I ever will. But think about all the stuff we do when fooling around and how sanitary it all is. Whoa.
Anyway, since most of the commenters here appear to be of the female persuasion, here is a story for you that could make you squirm. Once after having sex with a girl I was dating, we couldn’t find the condom. Looked all over the bed. On the floor. Nada. Guess where we found it? Or, more accurately, guess where her gynecologist found it….
Ha! Read my other TMI Thursday posts! I had that happen to me too! I think it was two posts ago I wrote about that. Definitely made me squirm! Ick!
Yeah, wow. Nothing says “hot” like a poop manicure.
Right? Um, I’d like a french with poop brown please!