TMI Thursday!!!

Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!

Once again, my TMI Thursday topic is not about me. But it’s like way more fun to give TMI on other people.

 My cousin recently had a baby. By recently, I mean last November. She decided that breast feeding was the way to go. (No offense to any to any breast feeders out there. It’s just not something I would be into if I had a child, but I’m in no way, shape or form opposed to it for others!)

 Every single time we saw her the baby was suckling at the teat. I mean several times in a matter 1.5 hours. But hey, who am I to judge (even though I just did!)  I don’t know how often babies need to breast feed, even though I do have friends who have done that I certainly haven’t seen them do it quite as much. But whatevs, that’s not the TMI part.

 Flash forward to her having to go back work after the maternity leave is up. Baby-daddy has been bringing the child to her work every day so she can breast feed in the car. Which can get to be a bit time consuming and I’m sure it’s frustrating for the baby as well. Well, bright cuz of mine had a brilliant idea. Please don’t judge me…..remember, I cannot choose my family!

 She’s all, I told Baby-daddy that he should let the baby suck on his nipple when I’m not around so he can soothe her crying. I’m all, eww, that is completely wrong on so many different levels. She’s all, no it’s not, he’s her father and it’s just to keep her from crying. I’m all, haven’t you ever heard of CIO (cry it out) or a pacifier? She’s all it’s better this way. I’m all, she’s totally choke on a hairball, did you forget, guys have hair on their nipples!

 This seriously has disturbed me since she even mentioned it. Thankfully, Baby-daddy had enough sense to refuse.

 Which kinda shocks me because he’s totally as dumb as a box of rocks. And she wears the pants in the family. And apparently, the tits too!