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***Alright, folks, you know the rules. Join us all in humiliating the crap out of yourself every Thursday by sharing some completely tasteless, wholly unclassy, “how many readers can I estrange THIS week??” TMI story about your life. Or hell, about someone else’s!
A friend of a friend was at a party with her then boyfriend.
Drinks, food, friends, music….what else could you possibly ask for? Umm, sex!
After having a few drinks and gyrating on the dance floor to some great tunes, her boyfriend decides that it’s time to get a little action. No matter that there are about 30 other people around. So they sneak off to an empty bedroom.
They are all hawt and heavy. And she has totally lost all of her inhibitions after having a few sweet libations. She is typically a pretty reserved kind of gal, so this was not the norm for her and boyfriend was absolutely loving it. She typically doesn’t like to go downtown, but since she was feeling no pain, boyfriend decided he would try and get a little action that he didn’t normally get. So he asks, and to his surprise, she agrees and seems really into it. I won’t go into her details, for fear of this turning into a wham, bam thank you ma’am kind of site.
She’s going to town and he is totally enjoying himself. She can tell he’s getting really excited and very close to the point of no return….so she takes er, um, one particularly large mouthful and completely gags herself. Eyes start watering, she gets that tingling feeling in her jaw, mouth starts watering, she’s there, she knows she can’t stop it, it’s too far gone….
She starts heaving and gagging and sputtering and totally pukes all over his package.
I guess I probably don’t need to say that it definitely ruined the mood and he totally didn’t get to “finish” and I’m pretty sure it’s safe to say, he didn’t ask for that again!
Bottom line, take a tip from Fast Times at Ridgemont High and practice, practice, practice.
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This is why God made bananas! Sheesh.
Right? Or even carrots! What’s up doc?
Do you really practice?
Oh I feel for her. Though I fear the situation could have ended up even worse!
Worse? What could have possibly been worse? That has to be my worst nightmare!
Probably the Three P’s: pissing and pooping and puking…all at the same time. Oh, and snotting. And crying. Just copious amounts of things coming out of your body all at once….during s-e-x!!!! That’d be pretty awful
Right…any fluids that aren’t normally involved in sexual activity are fine. The rest, just stay away, thankyouverymuch!
That happened to me before. It’s not fun. All the practice in the world cannot prevent that. Especially if the receiver is dumb enough to push the giver’s head down on said package, which is what happened in my case. But at least in my case, my receiver was over it once he’d cleaned up and given me the side eye a few times.
Yeah… what’s with the head-pushing-down thing? I think I tried it gently once, back in the ‘early days’. It wasn’t appreciated. Now I think it’s a lot better to just ENCOURAGE… you know… hands playing with her neck, her ears, fingers entwined in her hair… No need to force things!
I was actually thinking about this particular topic just the other day. I was thinking about just how lucky I am… I’ve only ever had one girl not go down on me — and never had one refuse to swallow!
Cool.
Lucky boy!
But yes, it is totally better to encourage then to just push. But hey, some people like that..who am I to judge?
So THAT’S how a girl gets out of ever giving a BJ!
You got it sister…but I wouldn’t actually recommend actually gagging yourself to puke….too much clean up and way too gross!