If you’re single, don’t go snooping around at Christmas gifts. It can only lead to bad, bad things.

by The Bare Essentials Today on November 24, 2009

This is a great little Christmas story from a few years ago. Let me set the scene.

 Now, I’m a snooper. I always have been and I probably always will be. I remember snooping through my parents closet one year before Christmas and finding a Timex computer (OK, I know I’m dating myself here, but anywhose) and my parents found out that I knew and they didn’t give it to us. They held off until Valentine’s Day!

 I was living with my boyfriend at the time and my parents had just moved down to Florida. We were planning on going to visit them for the holidays so we decided to exchange our personal gifts to each other before we left so we didn’t have to travel with them there and back.

 As I was going through my trunks of summer clothes so I could start packing, I noticed this

 Tiffany blue box

And my mind went here:

Tiffany engagement ring

  What girls heart wouldn’t go pitter patter at the thought of a Tiffany’s box sitting there. I didn’t own anything from Tiffany’s at the time. So I was super excited and immediately one thought came into my mind….he’s going to propose! I was so psyched! Plus I knew that his brother had bought his fiancé an engagement ring from Tiffany. So I knew that he would do the same thing.

 So the night before we were leaving to head down to Florida I made plans to go out with my friends from work for a little Christmas cocktail hour. Said boyfriend wasn’t going, but he told me that I had better not get drunk because we were going to open our Christmas gifts when I got home. After he said that, I knew for reals that he was going to propose. He never cared before if I was drunk or not when I got home. This was finally it, it was going to happen.

 I was giddy the entire happy hour and followed his instructions. I didn’t drink much and got home at a reasonable hour. He had all the gifts out waiting and we started our exchange.

 Except, I didn’t see the Tiffany box.

 We get through all the gifts and still nothing. Then he goes into the other room and gets it. I thought this was it, he was finally going to do it.

 He walks over to me.

 Looks me in the eye.

 Says I love you.

 And hands me the box.

 I’m all shaky when I’m opening it.

 The blue box.

 The black velvety box inside.

 The creaky noise those type of boxes make. You know exactly what I’m talking about.

 I open it and find this….

 Tiffany earrings

 (Ok, they were white pearls…but these are totally them!)

 I don’t wear a poker face well. At all.

 I’m sure he could see the disappointment from a mile away.

 And that bastard.

 Good thing he didn’t propose, he didn’t know me at all. I am so not a pearl type of girl.

{ 10 comments… read them below or add one }

Meagan November 24, 2009 at 11:08 am

I am a total snooper! Always found my christmas presents ahead of time. I knew my boyfriend at the time had bought an engagement ring (was with him when he bought it) but he wanted to hide it from me so I was still surprised when he popped the question. I found it of course. But he still managed to surprise me!

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The Bare Essentials Today November 24, 2009 at 3:05 pm

lol! At least your story worked out a little better than mine ;)

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Catherinette Singleton November 25, 2009 at 9:00 am

Any girl in the world would have had the same thoughts you had!!

I, however, love me some pearls. :)

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The Bare Essentials Today November 25, 2009 at 9:42 am

Very true! And I’ll sell you the pearls if you like ;) They are barely used and sitting in the black box in my nightstand all lonesome like!

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Jen November 29, 2009 at 7:27 pm

Diamonds all the way!

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The Bare Essentials Today November 30, 2009 at 2:24 pm

You got that right sister!

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complicated mama December 3, 2009 at 9:33 pm

My one friend had been waiting for the ring for well over a year, so when her bf called her in AUG to ask what she was doing the first week of NOV, because he was taking her for a surprise– she was sure something was up.

She got her hair done, nails – the whole bit—all to find herself being pulled up to the opening night of HARRY POTTER.. no ring. lol

Its laughable now, but was not at the time!

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The Bare Essentials Today December 9, 2009 at 2:37 pm

Ouch, a Harry Potter premier? Yikes! Don’t get me wrong…I love HP, but that’s crazy!

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Tiffany December 9, 2009 at 4:23 pm

Awwwwww I can so feel the disappointment. I would have felt the same exact things!!!!! Sadly, even though I’m named after the damn place, nobody has ever bought me a gift from Tiffany’s. *pout*

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The Bare Essentials Today December 13, 2009 at 6:08 am

Don’t be bummed…you should buy yourself something from there! That’s what I do ;)

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