eHarmony, you tease me so with your online and television ads of finding that perfect someone. Boasting the most relationships/marriages from an online dating site. That really cute guy in the commercial.

 Delivering my matches to me daily. Not letting me see their pictures in the emails you send me, I anxiously log in each morning to see what bit of juiciness you have sent me to select from today.

 You fail.

 Meet J.

 The one thing J is most passionate about? PC Gaming

J’s occupation? (this is an official quote from his profile) My official tittle is Inormation Facilitator, essentially I am a receptionist b…

 This leaves me to wonder what a receptionist b is, but never mind that, it’s his “what I’m thankful for” that really puts the icing on the cake.

1. I am thankful that I live in a country where freedom is cherished and people can achieve their dreams.
2. His friends
3. I am thankful for the vision I have that I can live life as most people without visual impairments.

 Thank god for that one! He’d probably be super interested in me, especially since I don’t have anymore vision impairments thanks to my Lasik Surgery.

 I’m sure he needs that good vision for all his PC gaming and because his leisure time is spent gaming or internet communicating.

 Don’t get me wrong. I love to play games. Hell, I have a Wii, a PS2 and a DS.  I’m guilty. I’ve played Sims. For days on end, I admit it. Or getting into new Harry Potter game on my PS2 that I start it at 10am on a Saturday and don’t realize that it’s 1am Sunday morning and I’m still stuck trying to figure out how to get inside that fucking room of requirement. But this is not all the time. In fact, I haven’t even turned on my Wii in ages!

 You can also find me hanging out on Twitter or surfing other people’s blogs, or commenting and occasionally writing on Real World Venus vs Mars, but I don’t think that’s one of my key attributes that dudes want to hear about me on my eHarmony profile.

 Or is it?

 I do mention that I rock at Guitar Hero and that definitely garnered me great response from this awesome guy.

 But I’m thinking that’s not what he means by PC gaming.

 All I can picture, is some geek with greasy hair, sitting by his PC playing something like Doom or Myst. Not having much social interaction except from online chat rooms and PC gaming forums.  

 Probably still living with his mother.

 And he didn’t post a picture, so I’m sure I’m right.

 I’ve decided to archive this match.

 Why?

 Not because of his job tittle, as tittilating as it sounds or even because of the PC gaming. And definitely not because of the great vision he has.

He’s 5’5”.

 I’m shallow like that.

Tagged as: being shallow, creepy dudes, gamers, geeks