About Me

I am a sweet, sassy, single (wtf), 30-something year old (does age REALLY matter?) living in Florida (I’m convinced that I lost my mojo when I moved out of NY!) I’ve been dating for a while now, some serious, some not so serious and some one- night- stands (c’mon now, don’t judge you’ve been there too!)
This is my journey through the world of dating and weeding through all the crap that’s out there! The good, the bad and the guy who gets his profile pics done at Olan Mills! And when I’m not finding interesting prospects to rant about, I’ll charm you with my sarcastic witty take on being single!
I drink too much red wine. Date. Bitch about people who annoy me. And I’m hungry for more!





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i think i love you.
What part of NY? Im originally from there too!
Born and raised in Queens baby!
You are to funny, loving this blog!
Again so glad I found this blog… you are hysterical. Whats your secret to getting actual dates from the guys on match? B/C I’m having pretty much zero luck… I signed up for the 6th month guarantee and this point in the game I’ve decided that I’m gonna prove their six month guarantee wrong resulting in match giving me another 6 months free ha!
Thanks so much! I wish I had a secret! There have been a ton of emails, quite a few first dates, even fewer second dates and no third dates! Ugh! I did the 6 month guarantee as well, and they gave me my second 6 months free! Lol….it’s not really working that well either for me!
So you actually go the second 6 months for free? I’m so about to give up on dating. Had a really good date on Sat. He texted me on Sunday nothing major. I texted him today to say Hi and say thank you and that I had a fun time. He replied that he did too and thanked me for going out. I then said YW and that I would like to see him again. To which I got the reply I’m sure u will
in a flirty way I replied something to allued to his vaugueness in when that would be. I then just was blunt and said that I wasn’t going to chase him that he knew where to reach me. He replied “Yes mam” and then I said if I hear from you again great if not best of luck to you! to which he replied “U will and u know it. LOl.” My reply was LOL I didn’t but apparently now I do. Honestly, I have no clue if his “U will and u know it” was actually in response to my I’m not going to chase you or if it was to the if I hear from you again great if not best of luck to you. Oh why oh why does dating have to be this difficult????